Today I ventured away from my usual dive spots and took a quick look inside the pawn shop dumpster. Sitting right on top of a bunch of trash was a full bag of Qdoba tortilla chips. I sampled one and they were fresh to death, so I took them home and made them into some restaurant-quality microwave nachos, featuring organic white cheddar and shredded sharp cheddar, both from the $afeway dumpster.
Behold, my creation:
It was yummy yummy in my tummy.